Podcast time!

Podcasting right now I'll definitely post a link when it's done!

And the award for best posthumous gamer goes to... Pt. 1

I've been pretty busy for a dead guy. Man all these games I've played... So let's see I have to catch you up on like 2 years worth of gaming? Sheesh.

Well because no one ever truly cared about what I was playing when I was actively writing here I'll stick to sum sort of summary of the games that stand out.



I believe it left off with Pokemon Black/White. I had typed up a "review" for this blog and in wondering if it was too long, I ended up changing it around and becoming 8bitfix's newest reviewer. Craziness. Needless to say that was the last time I ever posted here in earnest. As a game it's great, as a Pokemon game... well it's the best. So many legitimate improvements were made to it based on fan input and in general so the game truly shines. The graphics are more dynamic, it keeps the killer formula that made it great to begin with, adds new pokemon with designs that are as good or better than the original 151. Plus since only Gen V Pokemon are available until you beat the elite four, these games really give you that feeling of the unknown again while giving you enough familiarity with the formula that you still feel at home. In a word, great.

Pokemon Black Version/Pokemon White Version
Gamefreak/The Pokemon Company
Nintendo
March 2011
Nintendo DS
$34.99



I love Dragon Age: Origins. The game was pretty massive and I've beat it at least 3 times so far. So I was pretty thrilled when I heard about Dragon Age II. Though you didn't get to play as your Grey Warden, and the game takes place in Kirkwall in a land north of Ferelden, I still enjoyed it. Now that's not to say the game doesn't have problems. In the area of customization the game takes a nose dive of sorts. No matter what you play as the Champion of Kirkwall, though you can still choose your gender, apperance, and class. Unfortunately your backstory is pretty much already established no matter what you do. The combat is ramped up though and is a big improvement over Origins. Instead of just watching your character auto attack, and using the occasional ability, DAII introduces cross class combos for massive damage. Combat is even much better to look at overall. The characters are also pretty great in DAII, even if the story seems convoluted at times. It's not the pile of shit people make it out to be, but it does take a back seat to Origins in most ways.

Dragon Age II
BioWare
Electronic Arts
March 2011
Xbox 360 (also on PC and PS3)
$59.99 (I'm 99% certain it's cheaper now)



After Pokemon and Dragon Age II I kind of didn't do anything for awhile as all I was doing was Pokemon. Then an awesome deal came around and I managed to get the inFAMOUS 2 Hero Edition for like... I think it was $40 bucks. CRAYZAY cheap. I even traded in a few games and brought that price down to like.. $15. Insane. Either way I had already been playing the first one, and loving it so I felt like it was worth a try. At first I hated it. They got a new VA for Cole and redesigned him a bit which I didn't like at first, but eventually got over. When I did I really loved the game for adding a wide variety of powers, and mixing it up with new mission types, a great story, and of course a great way to extend the life of the game with the User Generated Content mission creator built in! Fans of action/adventure open world games, you'll love inFAMOUS 2!

inFAMOUS 2
Sucker Punch Productions
Sony Computer Entertainment
June 2011
PlayStation 3
Hero: $79.99, Reg: $59.99 (cheaper now)




So It's June 2011 and birthday time for me. The Nintendo 3DS dropped in I think April-ish and it wasn't doing well due to a poor launch library and steep price, but I wanted the crap out of one. I managed to get one and I picked up Dead or Alive Dimensions and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D with it (Though I think I had to wait a few weeks for Ocarina). As a system itself I think the 3DS is strong. Sure, the graphics are good, but not great, but features like the eShop, StreetPass, and online friends list made this a great improvement over the DSi/DSi XL. The quality of the games were great too. I loved DoA Dimensions, though really it's just a semi-port. Ocarina of Time was great too, as the gyroscope additions to the gameplay made it worthy of another pick-up and play. All in all, expensive (I paid the original $250 price) but hey, I got the 20 free games, and because of that, Platinum status on Club Nintendo :)

Nintendo 3DS, Dead or Alive: Dimensions, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Nintendo, Team Ninja, Nintendo EAD (respectively)
Nintendo, Tecmo Koei, Nintendo (respectively)
March-July 2011
Nintendo 3DS
$249.99 (now cheaper), $39.99, $39.99 (respectively)



Along with Arkham City and DX:HR another real contender for 2011 Game of the Year is Valve's Portal 2. A sequel to Portal was kind of a shock to me at first but I welcomed the idea. After all, who didn't want more Portal the first time around? The end result was definitely a triumph. The single player introduced new elements, though certain areas in the second half of the game bordered on tedious. Regardless, the voice talent really drove the "implied" sub plots within the game such as the origins of Aperture Science and it's founder/CEO Cave Johnson (voiced by J.K. Simmons!). At the end of it all you have some pretty sweet closure if I do say so myself. You even have a spectacular 2-player Co-op experience that is a total blast. Portal 2 is a killer game, and you should play it!

Portal 2
Valve
Valve
April 2011
Xbox 360 (also on PC, Mac, and PS3)
$59.99 (less now)



Time passed and after doing several reviews Beatboxtaun offered me a free game if I would review it. The game was Deus Ex: Human Revolution for PS3. Never having played the first 2 I wan't that excited about this title until post E3. I said yes. I even got this awesome press kit with a review guide, press book, press assets CD, and a freebie polyester "arm augment" sleeve. Pretty wicked. I absolutely loved this game. It was and still is my 2011 GAME OF THE YEAR. It's an FPS with plenty of RPG elements including crazy side quests, great character customizations, and a nearly open ended quest system. There are always multiple ways to achieve any goal. Even the first mission features 3 different ways to simply get into the building. From there, countless opportunities and choices await you. You never miss a beat even if you prefer to play stealth, aggresively, or a mix of the two. The game balances different gameplay elements you never sacrifice anything by playing the way you want to play. That's downright amazing to me.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Eidos Montreal
Square Enix
August 2011
PlayStation 3 (also on Xbox 360 and PC)
Augmented Edition: $79.99, Reg: $59.99 (now cheaper)

Well that's it for this one. I'll continue it with part 2, and eventually part 3 like next week or something when you guys are no longer sick of me!

The forecast calls for 98% chance of brainstorm!

Since I'm all active on this blog again and whatnot I'm brainstorming possible different weekly posts. Naturally being a gamer I think I'm going to do some kind of "what I'm playing this week" sort of deal. I play tons of games, and many are not widely known. NO, that was not a hipster comment because the majority of them are in this generation. Think of it more along the lines of giving credit where credit is due.

I also have a couple articles I was working on for 8bit so I'm just going to swing those here instead. It'll be easier I think to do, since I don't have to worry about damaging a site's reputation with my opinions lol. To be completely honest it's good not to have to worry about that sometimes.

So thats where I'm standing right now.

Of ourse I'll also do non-gaming related entries as well... comics, movies, cards, music, general geekery. You all know the drill by now.

In the meantime I think I'll cover a few recent game's I've bought and which ones stand out. Yeah, I think that's a great idea!

The WildCard Returns

To make a long story short I will be posting here again... Surprise! I'm going to take as many articles and blog posts from 8bitfix and post them here so...

Gaming Revelations: Who Really Killed Jason?!

It was a normal sunny that quickly turned to tragedy. We are all familiar with the tragic story of Jason Mars from Heavy Rain. A combination of stupidity and inattentiveness seemed to take the poor kid out, but what if it wan't so simple? What if, like so many cases, there was far more at stake? What if this seemingly random tragedy belied a conspiracy that could shake the very foundations of the video game industry as we know it?

David Cage and Quantic Dream's Heavy Rain was quite the game. You meet happy-go-lucky parent Ethen Mars, a slightly mentally handicapped 30-something. Any person who can't quite master pouring orange juice has problems, let's face it. Things take a turn for the worse however when Jason decides "Hey, today is a nice day for a balloon."



WRONG! See that was the first mistake and the hint at something larger at work, a detail often looked over in the vicious murder of Jason Mars. That's right, I said murder. Now we all know he ends up street pizza but let's examine this crucial moment in depth. You see, theres this guy:



Yep. He's a Pokemon named Drifloon. I know what you're saying, what does Pokemon have to do anything with Heavy Rain? Well prepare to be blown away. Here is the Pokedex entry for our precious little balloon Pokemon. This particular entry comes from the Pokemon Pearl game:

It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

Disconcerting to say the least, but there's more. The english translation was modified to be less creepy. In the original Japanese game Drifloon takes children to the "world of the dead" not simply "steals them away". If that wasn''t enough, this entry comes from the HeartGold and SoulSilver games:

It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

So, dear readers, what if Jason's death was the result of a clever assassination attempt by none other than... Nintendo! Corporate sabotage most subtle and foul could be the result of Nintendo's desire to eliminate PlayStation first party characters. Afterall, a cleverly disguised Drifloon would only be acting on its own nature by taking Jason to the land of the dead, and what faster way than by car?



So far Nintendo has declined to comment on my accusations. If anyone would like to join me at Gamefreak to make a citizens arrest on Ken Sugimori, Drifloon's creator I would appreciate it!

Kingdom Hearts 3D, AR Cards, and You!

So if you picked up Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance you have at one point noticed some AR cards that should have come with the game. Three were "preorder" bonuses (the AR Stand, R&R Seal, and Trio card), though I haven't seen any stock that didn't come with them, and the Mark of Mastery edition comes with the those plus additional two (Kab Kannon and Frootz Cat). What the heck do they do? Well I can tell you right now, they don't kinetically charge and explode once you throw them at your annoying siblings. Darn.



Most of them (4) unlock "Spirit" Dream Eaters within the game. The last card is a "stand" that will help corral your wandering Spirits so you can photograph/paint them. In actuality any AR card will work this way, but whatever, it's a pretty card so I won't complain. One of them works a little differently than the others though. The "Trio" card as it is being called unlocks a "random" one of three Dream Eaters in the game that is otherwise terribly difficult to get. From what I've experienced though it may be somewhat less random than it seems. So along with some pretty pictures this is all I've found so far:



It seems like each region has a different picture for these cards, including the Trio card. For instance the NA version of this card has Ursa Circus in the foreground, the EU region has Sudo Neku in the foreground, and the Japanese card has Meowjesty in the foreground. The ribbon below the image is also a different color in each region. This doesn't seem to affect the "randomity" of the Dream Eater you unlock though, as I tried scanning EU and JP Trio cards and it wouldn't even register. I tried resetting and rescanning my own Trio card and got Ursa Circus each time... even after six tries. After starting a new game on another save file I found myself yet again staring into the googly eyes of, you guessed it... Ursa Circus. I even tried the "soft reset" (L+R+Start+Select) trick recommended by Destructoid only to come up with Ursa yet again each time, even after another six tries. A friend helped me with this test and started a new game and scanning his Trio card got him a Ursa Circus whereas his first game got him a Sudo Neku. I deleted my second game and started a new one, and this time unlocked Meowjesty, but resetting I got Meowjesty each re-scan after that. It is clear to me at this point that the random factor occurs not when the card is scanned, but when the new game is started, so essentially the soft reset will do nothing. If you want to get a particular Spirit with this I suggest you start a new game until you get the one you want.

Another interesting thing about these cards is they will also work when scanned on computer or phone screens. You can also print them and scan them as long as you are printing them in color. Most other QR codes and even the Kid Icarus: Uprising AR cards will work from phone or computer screens as well but it is handy to know you don’t always have to keep the cards on you.

There is also the fact it seems these five cards will be it; unlike Kid Icarus: Uprising, where 400+ cards are planned and distributed on a semi-regular basis (depending on region, of course) and have a collectible value to them. Not to say this can't change in the future, due to the 3DS's capability to be patch games via Nintendo Network, but it wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense unless future AR cards for Kingdom Hearts 3D had nothing to do with Dream Eaters. There are plenty of ideas I have for different approaches though, such as adding different backgrounds, items, or perhaps color patterns to existing Spirits. Despite how insanely cool this sounds I doubt Square Enix plans to support any game via AR cards, and not straight DLC.

So there you have it, all the accumulated knowledge for Kingdom Hearts AR cards straight from the WildCardCorsair himself. If you have any questions about these cards that I didn't seem to cover let me know and I will experiment until I find out!

My Mark of Mastery Exam -or- My Not-so-Happy Tale of how I Missed Outon this Awesome Collector's Edition

By now if you are a Kingdom Hearts fan you already know about the Dream Drop Distance Mark of Mastery edition. Some of you may even have it. From the minute I heard about it I knew I wanted it, I mean look at this, what’s not to love?



For me the long road to getting my hands on this has just been obliterated, along with my hopes of enjoying what seems to be one of the best entries Kingdom Hearts has seen.

Due to financial issues and recently becoming a new father I don't have the same kind of money to throw around on games, but because I knew I wanted this I planned far in advance. Having saved up enough money I went to my local GameStop over a month before game was to be released to put in my preorder only to find GameStop had stopped taking preorders. Still determined to get my business the clerk told me to reserve the regular edition and he would hold the Mark of Mastery for me if they got any extras or someone cancelled. I was a little unsure about this so I declined and waited. Eventually I did put some money down on the regular version of the game hoping it would be a good back up plan if I couldn't find the game elsewhere.

After asking around at other retailers like Target and Kmart no one was taking preorders for the Mark of Mastery. I didn't try Best Buy because of several bad experiences I've had preordering things with them. I decided my main plan would be to search online. I have never preordered a game online and I was a little hesitant but I decided I wouldn't have much luck locally since El Paso seems to get the bare minimum stock on anything that isn't Mexican food. Naturally Amazon was the best choice since the game was both still available, and I have Amazon Prime which gets me free two-day shipping. I nearly jumped for joy when I completed my transaction and the game was guaranteed for delivery on the 31st, release day.

As the weeks passed and it came to July 29th, I checked my Amazon shipping status, expecting to find that it was happily in transit. This was NOT the case. Instead my estimated date of arrival was now August 3rd. Pretty angry and confused I called up Amazon customer service who got to the bottom of the situation. I was then informed of something very puzzling. According to this customer service rep they did not receive the full shipment from Square Enix they had initially anticipated, meaning some orders had to be delayed. Mine was one of these "lucky" ones. I asked them more about when my order would be shipped and he told me the 3rd was a tentative date, and they had no idea of knowing if they would even get more copies. Great. I voiced my frustration, letting him know that this was my first preorder with them, and that my faith as a customer was pretty shaken by this. The rep promised he would do what he could to ensure I got the Mark of Mastery edition. He even made a note to follow up with me on the 3rd. I appreciated his help but the reality is as a customer service rep I knew there wasn't much he could do, especially in a large company like Amazon that seems to be a well oiled machine.

A few days later, it was the 31st and I got to see the happy social media posts of ecstatic fans proudly taking pictures with their MoM editions. I called up the clerk at GameStop and asked him if he got any extra. I was told the entire district was shipped the bare minimum, only enough to meet preorders. Strike out. Sure, there was still the hope of someone cancelling but I'm not sure I wanted to leave it to chance considering just how much I wanted this game. I went out to Best Buy on the off chance they had some stock. Asking the gaming department met with expected results, they only received three Mark of Mastery editions, all preorders, all sold. The nearest unsold copy was in Tucson, a meager 5+ hour drive. A good friend even checked Toys R Us for me, where the clerk didn't even know what the Mark of Mastery edition was. After my friend described it to him with me on the phone, the clerk assured us he didn't get anything like that. I was beginning to lose hope until at the end of the day I got an e-mail. My Mark of Mastery was being shipped after all! Needless to say I was relieved to have hope of finally obtaining this game! The new shipping date was set to be August 2nd, so I marked my calendar and crossed my fingers.

Hope is really the key to torture, as Bane would say. This became evident when the 2nd rolled around. I got a message saying my item was shipped right to my doorstep. I called my wife, who was home with our son, and asked her to check. I wasn't worried in the least when she didn't call me back, I only thought she was busy caring for our son, and that the package would probably be happily waiting for me when I got off work. Unable to wait any longer I got off work half an hour early to beat traffic only to find the package nowhere in sight. I checked in my house, outside my house, around my house, and behind my house. I would have checked under my house too, if I could have. Needless to say I was on the phone with UPS minutes later. That call was severely frustrating because they could not release any information to me, other than their scan says it was delivered and that Amazon would like me to call them. She told me that three times.

So I called Amazon again, and explained the situation. He said I had two options. I could wait until the 4th if by then I still had not received it they would ship a replacement, or I could get a refund. I explained to him my previous troubles with this orders and after talking with a supervisor, he was able to give me better news. His supervisor would allow a replacement to be shipped immediately and to placate me he would even ship it over night. If the other package did end up reaching me all I would have to do was ship it back to avoid being charged twice. Success finally. I was put on hold while he would complete the order for me, until... failure. I was informed there were absolutely no Mark of Mastery editions in stock by Amazon. Suddenly I was back to the same two options. Wait on a wing and a prayer that my game would eventually reach me by the 4th, or get a refund. I told him I didn't want a refund, I only wanted what I ordered and asked if there was any way I could be put on a list for the next shipment, the way I had before. Sure, it meant more waiting but since every retailer in my area was seemingly sold out I decided why not. He told me he didn't even know they would be getting more. Only an inquiry of the orders department would be the extent of what he could do for me and that would take three days. I tried explaining to him they had done this before and he apologized and told me there was nothing he could do. I didn't feel that he understood what I was saying in the least so I asked to speak to his supervisor, only to be told all supervisors were on calls. I left my number and asked him to have a supervisor call me back, but after waiting all night I got no call back.

The next day I went out to as many local retailers as I could. There was not a Mark of Mastery in sight. I checked even more online retailers; though I was definitely jaded any online order would succeed where Amazon had failed me. Kmart, Target, Best Buy, GameStop, Wal-Mart, and yes, Amazon were all sold out. Secondary retailers on Amazon and eBay had the game, but most were nearly double the MSRP, the kind of money I simply didn't, and still don't have.

As I write this it is the 5th, and I'm sure it will come to everyone's surprise there is still no Mark of Mastery in my hands. I honestly don't even know where to place blame with this one. I can't rightfully say it is Square Enix's fault, or Amazon's. I guess I could be angry at UPS for possibly losing my package, but the sad truth is someone could have simply stolen it from my doorstep. Either way I have had to deal with repeated attempts at getting the Mark of Mastery, only to be denied by some unseen force at every turn. Is it karma, fate, bad luck, or just good old-fashioned coincidence that prevents me from celebrating the 10th year of Kingdom Hearts in style? I'll probably break down and buy a regular copy of this game but I can only think of what could have been, no, what SHOULD have been. Needless to say I don't think I will be preordering anything with Amazon ever again. I realize it is not entirely their fault but I don't think I can take this happening to me a second time. Maybe I will get lucky and in another 5 to 10 years Square Enix will release another Kingdom Hearts special edition, one with I will not hesitate to reserve in full the moment it is announced.

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As a very happy update to this story, a couple days after I posted this to various outlets, my dear friend Emily read it, and bought a copy of the Mark of Mastery Edition and shipped it to my house. Thank you M, I don't posses the words to describe how awesome it feels to have a friend so selfless and giving!