Monday, August 17, 2009

District 9

Well... I saw District 9 on sunday

and before i tell you what i think i want to tell you that recent years have been sparcely decorated with a handful of sci-fi movies, some of them not even good, some of the lost in the bluster of the starring actors or big hollywood budgets

i thought District 9 was amazing.

and before you say "well i thought it was good, But not AMAZING" remember my previous statement.

Aside from a few other good sci-fi movies District 9 has a feel to it no sci-fi movie has had in almost a generation.

and it doesnt need big names or actors to do it.

So go see it, wether youre a sci-fi fan or not you wont be dissapointed, and if its one of your first forays into the genre it will definatly be a good experience for you!

I give this movie a Cat Food/10 (see the movie and youll understand :p)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Spectacle...

Ok kiddos, were gonna talk for a minute about the state of the next generation.

cause its a bit scary frankly.

no, im not talking about the way they dress. everyone dresses stupidly in their youth

case in point:


its also not their stupidity, i think my generation was plenty stupid before we all grew up and im sure the same can be applied to any generation really.

hell some generations dont STOP being stupid

but thats another post entirely.

what scares me about kids today is the mentality.

all the ceremony is gone, all the spectacle.

what really brought this to mind was a blurb post i saw earlier in the day on aolradioblog.com

[in refrence to the topic: 10 Worst album covers of 2009 (so far)] RogerTea said "Who cares about album covers in this day and age? In this age of downloaded digital music album art is an outdated concept - as is the concept of the album itself."

now this disturbed me greatly.

and my reply was this "#19, you officially are the last straw that broke the camel's back, my hope for this new generation.
your comment is perfectly in line with the thought of shutting down libraries and killing print media. if you would have been alive in an age where there was spectacle in going to the record store, and sitting in your room alone listening to the whole LP while you carefully examined the art and lyrics that accompanied it you would think differently. its called appreciating art, try it some time."

Now contrary to popular belief, i dont always go flying off the handle and post replies like this.

it does however scare me, because as this is starting to become the thoughts of a new generation, what other ceremony will be cast aside?

hell, voting is already a dwindiling past time, as are things like dating.

yes, dating.

kids these days... its all about their hooking up, and then one day they will wake up at 30 have no idea what a real relationship is like.

now i should take this time to mention, im no old fogey, im only 24 and i still find some of this a bit shocking.

so in closing all i have to say is this:

heaven forbid we wake up one day, and all the Van Goghs have been replaced by photoshoped images and vectors, all the books replaced by blogs, all the LP's into 99 cent singles, and all the past great mediums of human expression in this world discarded because what is modern is "better" solely because its modern.

that and:

am i being rediculous?

Magic: The Gathering - Jace of Spades

Excuse the corny name for the deck, i couldn't resist!

This one, like so many of my other Magic decks is Black/Blue.

I was still dissapointed overall in the Alara block but i got over it and with the addition of Magic 2010 (the new core set) i have regained some of my faith in this once excellent card game. (more about that in a later post - promise!)

so without further ado... Jace of Spades!

Planeswalker - 3
  • 3x Jace Beleren
Spells - 29
  • 4x Underworld Dreams
  • 4x Sign in Blood
  • 4x Howling Mine
  • 2x Font of Mythos
  • 2x Twincast
  • 3x Cancel
  • 2x Countersquall
  • 2x Soul Manipulation
  • 2x Doom Blade
  • 4X Call to Heel
Creatures - 8
  • 4x Tidehollow Strix
  • 4x Parasitic Strix
Lands - 22
  • 3x Drowned Catacomb
  • 3x Taramorphic Expanse
  • 8x Swamp
  • 8x Island

Now now, i know what youre thinking.... playing with a planeswalker? for shame!

im pretty ashamed actually, ive been bitching about them since they first came out

but as i was pouring over the new type 2 cards when M10 was released i saw the chance to do something i haven't been able to do well in type 2 for some time: make an Underworld Dreams deck.

Sure Wheel and Deal is out, sure the lack of Psychic Possession makes the deck a tad weaker, yes theres no more Teferi's Puzzlebox awesomeness... but there is this guy...

Good ol' Jace Beleren.

that and a few other very cool cards like Sign in Blood make for a (new) one-two punch with the 'Dreams.

Now if youve ever played a Underworld Dreams deck its pretty simple, get 'Dreams out (fast) and then flood thier hand like theres no tomorrow.

the Strixes are for chump blocking and stalling, and the counters and bounce are for annoying the living crap out of your opponent.

what blue does best eh?

now this is really only how it exists right now, using only Alara block cards and M10 cards (since lolLorwyn/Shadowmoor is leaving type 2 soon) so i hope some more fuel for the fire will be added in the upcomming Zendikar set!

P.S. YES, i know its 62 cards :p

World of Warcraft TCG - Ueki Dreamstar

This deck is for the World of Warcraft TCG, a favorite of mine and one i'll get more into in a future post

The deck is named after my main character in the MMO version, Ueki Dreamstar

Hero - Moonshadow (Druid/Resto)

Abilities - 24
  • 2x Bash
  • 2x Aquatic Form
  • 2x Claw
  • 2x Flight Form
  • 4x Swiftshift
  • 3x Utopia
  • 4x Moonfire
  • 2x Tangling Roots
  • 3x Healing Touch
Equipment - 11
  • 3x Twig of the World Tree
  • 1x Stormrage Cover
  • 2x Bloodsea Brigand's Vest
  • 1x Predatory Gloves
  • 1x Nyn'jah's Tabi Boots
  • 3x Rune of Metamorphosis
Allies - 14
  • 2x Leeroy Jenkins
  • 2x Envoy Samantha Dillon
  • 4x Savina Greysky
  • 4x Galway Steamwhistle
  • 2x The Abominable Greench
Quests - 10
  • 1x Relics of the Wakening
  • 1x Crown of the Earth
  • 3x The Ring of Blood : The Blue Brothers
  • 1x The Lexicon Demonica
  • 4x Sunken Treasure
Locations - 3
  • 3x The Darkmoon Faire

This ones pretty simple really, build resources then whack away with your big stick and Moonfire!

Utopia helps you supress your enemy, and build you some resources at the same time. if you feel like your gonna have to use it hold on to your Galway Steamwhistles, and save a Sunken Treasure or two to pull your Twigs back into your hand (after sacking them as a face down resource to a Twig)

the feral cards are a bit random i know, but i wanted to:

a) build a deck that plays like i play my character online

b) show off the versatility of druids, even in the card game.

this is honestly the deck im most fond of so far in the WoW TCG, no doubt considering its based off of me!


.hack//ENEMY - Trick or Treat!!

Now really these next couple posts are for my benefit really

as you may or may not know i have TONS of cards. like literally, tons

i wouldnt doubt it if i have 2,000 lbs worth.

so what i wanted to do was get my decks down someplace so if i mess em up or put them away i can rebuild them.

this one is from the .hack//ENEMY card game by decipher that was tragically short lived.

Trick or Treat!!

PCs - 12
  • 3x Subaru Lv.1
  • 2x Terajima Ryoko Lv.1
  • 4x Benkei Lv.1
  • 3x Crest Lv.1
Items - 17
  • 3x Hatchet Lv.1
  • 3x Battle Axe Lv.1
  • 4x Midnight Axe Lv.2
  • 3x Darkness Axe Lv.3
  • 4x Plate Armor Lv.1
Fields - 1
  • 1x Θ Cursed, Despaired, Paradise


Monsters - 30
  • 4x Halloween
  • 3x Noisy Wisp
  • 4x Ectoplasm
  • 2x Red Scissors
  • 2x Squilla Demon
  • 1x Mantis
  • 1x Crab Turtle
  • 2x Scorpion Brigade
  • 4x Scorpion Attack
  • 3x Snip Snap Brigade
  • 4x Monkey Crab
How its works is you spend a couple turns building up your bad ass Heavy Axes. after that you throw them to the wolves and store, store, store your Darkness monsters. throw in the playing of a couple of your non essential Water monsters as face down cards and the real fun begins. you sic your Halloween on your opponent giving him enough other creatures to be quite tied up and when his reward comes around, you discard either Red Scissors or Squilla Demon from your hand, this allows you to sneak in extra victory points for a quick, descisive win.

Now the deck isnt nessesarily complete.

it definatly needs more Crab Tutles, Red Scissors, Squilla Demon, and maybe another Mantis for good measure.

maybe one more Terajima Ryoko, but i wouldnt know what PC to substitute it for.

the weapons in addition to helping your Heavy Axes fend off your opponent also help you spot Darkness for Halloween. make sure to save a Plate Armor and Darkness/Midnight Ax for Terajima to help you spot that 6 Darkness a turn or two sooner.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

NXE Newness!

Well hello there....

what? you say you notice something different?
Yup that new fangled xbox live update hit adding new awesomeness to the world of xbox live.

new is the avatar marketplace, where you can buy anything from the most useless avatar items, to some of the coolest stuff ever.

and dont worry theyre still comming out with more free stuff, all this stuff to buy is liscenced (hense having to charge for it)

so far are pirate costumes from Sid Meyer's Escape from Monkey Island, apparel and clothes based on Halo 3, a UNSC marine costume and more apperal for Halo: ODST, Gears of War 2 outfits and clothes, and also lightsabers and jedi outfits from Star Wars: Clone Wars.

they also have actual branded apperal, stuff like adidas and tokidoki but it seems kinda tame when you can wear clone trooper armor

aside from that you can now update your netflix watch it now que from your xbox, watch videos and chat with other xbox 360 netflix users in an xbox live party, and see what netflix videos the people on your friends list are watching.

theyve also added some technical features like a "progressive scan"-like option that formats your video settings based on a scan of your tv automatically.

and probably one of the coolest additions is that of the full game download station.

no, were not talking about arcade games

no, were not even talking about xbox originals

were talking full Xbox 360 games you can download and play straight from your hard drive! sure, its gonna make us all lazy ass bastards but hey, its still a damn cool thing!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

VS! bout one: FFXI Vs. WoW

Now this is a good one, IMO at least. a battle between the 2 heavy hitters of the MMO world.

sure theres also Everquest, LotRO, City of ____, Tabula Rasa, and countless shitty free MMOs, but come on, those get about as much action as a transvestite hooker with elephantitus.

So let us examine the epic struggle between:

Round one: Depth
well, ok as far as depth i really mean how intricate are the mechanics of the gaming world in which you play, on one hand you have WoW. theres not much to say, probably the deepest feature in WoW is the ability to jump, swim, dive and even fly in certain areas. then you have FFXI... every zone has its own flora/fauna eco system, there is a working calendar, clock, and day/night changes, elemental correlation charts and constellations that actually affect gameplay.... *whew* top it all off with the ability to use all of these things to your advantage while doing nearly anything in the game and its pretty clear...
Winner: FFXI

Round two: Casual Gamer
This is a bit of a turn around from the last round. FFXI up until about a year ago would have lost this round in a heartbeat. the game is simply designed around parties of multiple players, that in most instances have to be well balanced to work. recently theyve added Besieged, Fields of Valor and Campaigns as a way to help people trying to play casually. FFXI still has a long way to go to match WoW though, since nearly anything not considered endgame is soloable. they even allow players who dont play as often earn extra exp to catch up to friends via the "rested" mechanic.
Winner: WoW

Round three: Customization
a close one, WoW lets you customize just about everything, with a wide variety of UI's (user interfaces), facial/hair customizations and, and even the ability to set your job apart by spending Talent Points, very few in a certain job class are alike, let alone characters themselves. not to be outclassed, FFXI has the merit point system, at its best its a great way to make youself more skilled in particular fields your job encompasses but at its worst can have "choices" that are more similar to: "Hmm do i pick between being shot in the foot, or stabbed in the hand?" certain jobs merit point customizations are next to useless, and some are even detrimental to the idea of the jobs they are supposed to define. thankfully the Sub Job system is without real flaw, and the pairing of a main job with different sub jobs can alter the role of a job significantly in many cases. that and the recent addition to FFXI, "Augmented" armor/items helps diversify the game a bit, but considering WoW has had that the whole time, its safe to say they cancel each other out.
Winner: WoW (narrowly)

Round four: Lore/Atmosphere
This one is closer than you might think. WoW seems the obvious choice due to the massive amounts of Lore and History from the Warcraft series thats snowballed from game to game, and dozens of recognizable property-spanning characters but dont count out FFXI just yet. For one travelling and map set up in WoW are incredible, since there is usually no loading or zoning while travelling anywhere on the same continent the world seems much more vast, you know how areas connect and you can see the landscape change even while simply flying over the areas via flight masters. this adds some real solidity to the world youre playing in, making it seem more real. and while there are alot of positives WoW also is its own worst enemy. Its rife with pop culture references. Avenger's Shield, The quest "The Kessel Run", and NPCs like Harrison Jones Sween Netodd, and an entire section of an instance a mock up of a famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, the game does alot to ruin its own sense of reality by breaking fourth wall more times than you can shake a stick at. FFXI on the opposite end has done quite alot to ensure as few referances to our world as possible. while references to pop culture do exist, theyre usually so obscure they have to be researched in order to fully understand. also to FFXI's credit, although they dont carry over any lore or history from previous Final Fantasy games (save from job classes, Cid (who is always a different character anyways) and various monsters/critters) they have done alot to expand the all new characters through questions and the various numerous missions you can complete in the game. both games still have to deal with noobs screaming quotes from naruto or 300 though, of course!
Winner: Tie!

Round five: Merchandising
Unfortunatly this is unfairly one-sided. WoW has a Card Game (which i love, i think it was given great planning and R&D), countless brand tie-ins (including the best soda EVER), action figures, comic books, liscenced apperal (including customized guild shirts and hats!), a minitures game, board games, RPG books, plushies, even the ability to get a custom laser cut statue of your in game character! Hell i even had a free track download for Guitar Hero 3 thats a World of Warcraft band (L70 Tuaren Shaman)! what does FFXI have? a handful of t-shirts, some plushies, some very expensive jewelry and statue of the games angriest Galka....
Winner: WoW

Round six: Play Range
How do i love thee? let me count the ways! this section is about all the different ways to love to play your game, and the different ways the game keeps you interested (and subscribed). WoW has a decent ammount. they have multiple PvP formats that are all fun, Instances, Raids, normal grinding, questing, and special seasonal events. FFXI on the other hand has normal grinding, Fields of Valor, Campaign, Campaign Ops, Besieged, Assualts, Salvage, Limbus, Dynamis, Einherjar, BCNMs, ENMs, CNMs, ZNMs, HNMs, Gods/Sky, Sea, Garrison, Moblin Maze Mongers, seasonal and holiday events, tons of missions (and i do mean tons), questing, and 2 PvP formats no one really gives a damn about! did someone say knock-out?
Winner: FFXI

*Fanfare*

And now.... the winner by knock-out... FFXI!

*More fanfare*

now this is the part where i say just weigh in your own judgement and the things that mean the most to you in an MMO experience. that and the part where i turn the mic over to a drunk Larry Merchant for post fight interviews!